We are back

July 8th, 2015 by kyf

And just in time! The first song from our new album. In August, you will see the video. It will change your life.


May 5th, 2015 by kyf

Oh! Hi there! Sorry about the silence. We’re still relatively noisy on that FaceBook thing and Tweeter.

Album number 6, the Political Rock album, is finally almost finished. It will be called The Show Must Go and should be with you in October.

We have a few shows coming up in June, and we’re planning a UK/France tour for October. The rest of you will have to wait until next year.

Johannes and Keith have been busy with the German side-project, Erfolg (German for “success”). Here’s a video.

And there’s also an Erfolg album, although buying it outside Germany may be difficult. If you’re desperate, drop us a line. At least you can listen to it on Spotify.

Two Shows!

January 15th, 2014 by kyf

Chappy New Year!

We have 2 shows coming up, one in London and one in Berlin. More details on the Live page.

What is going on?

June 2nd, 2013 by kyf

Good question!

We started the year with a Michael Jackson cover we did for Rolling Stone Magazine in Germany. It is beautiful.

Last month, our remix of Gotye was released on pink vinyl. Listen here!

Panos and Johannes produced the new Seftel album. You can investigate and discover more information here.

Panos (he is so busy) also done a record with Jennifer Walshe.

We’re planning to release a split single with La Batterie in the next few months. It will feature our never-released-summer-hit Tragic Incident.

And meanwhile, progress continues to be made on the next 2 (TWO!!!) Chap records, currently known as The Political Rock Album and The Techno Improv Album Featuring Jennifer Walshe And Other Guest Vocalists.

So there. Now you know what is going on. Any more questions?

Chappy New Year

January 9th, 2013 by kyf

Hi there!

Just to let you know we have a little tour coming up in February, taking in a little of Netherlands, Germany and France. Check the Live page for more details!

Summer Festivals

July 23rd, 2012 by kyf

Oh, look at the Gigs page! We are playing 5 small festivals across Europe really soon! Well done us!

Berlin folks also have a chance to see Panos playing a special concert with Jennifer Walshe next Monday in Neukölln.

We’ve spent most of the summer working on a remix for Gotye. So far there are about 5 different versions, and they just keep coming. But we’re also philosophising about Album Six which is likely to involve us all growing our hair as long as we can (easier for some than for others…).

There’s a French tour planned for September, and we really ought to play a London show around that, so try to keep calm until then…

Suggested Summer listening in the meantime: La Batterie.

Winter Tour Diary – Part 5

March 4th, 2012 by kyf

Hello everybody, this is the Chap tour diary calling.

Just a short entry to tell you that this past week, Keith and Johannes travelled from Berlin to London (Wednesday evening), had a pint of Guinness, then met Panos and loaded the van that Panos had hired in the afternoon, slept for four hours, got up early on Thursday, drove to Paris, played a show supporting Gotye in front of a capacity crowd at the sizeable Bataclan venue, had another four hours’ sleep, got up very early on Friday morning, drove to Manchester, played another support show for Gotye in front of a capacity crowd at the sizeable Ritz venue, hurried off the stage, packed up, loaded the van and drove straight back down to London, unloaded all the gear, returned the van, by which point it was time for Keith and Johannes to get into a taxi to the airport (with a really wild taxi driver whose driving style was, as he informed us, a compensation mechanism for his failed career as a rally driver and who insisted he should become our tour driver and general manager – “pop music is very popular”, he said, “you can advertise your shows on the internet and with flyers and many people will come to see you”) and catch the so-called “fascist flight” (06:25 Ryanair) back to Berlin.

All three of us spent our Saturday in London and Berlin feeling really weird. But it was worth it – we had a lot of fun playing those shows, thank you Gotye and thank you, Gotye’s audience, you’ve all been very very kind to us.

Next up: the official SECOND LEG of our winter/spring tour, starting in Winchester on March the 15th. Bye!

Listen online, then give us your money.

February 28th, 2012 by kyf

If you have Spotify, you can now listen to We Are Nobody here.

If you don’t have Spotify, and you’re not in Germany (thanks a lot GEMA), you can check it out on Grooveshark here.

Disappointingly, no-one has bothered to leak the album yet. It’s not on What.CD, it’s not on newalbumreleases.net, and hasitleaked.com says no. It’s just not like the old days anymore. Ham and Mega Breakfast were leaked 2 months before release. I blame the lawyers. And the kids.

Anyway, once you decide you want your own physical copy to have and to hold, you can click one of these pretty links. You get a free digital copy. Just sayin….


Winter Tour Diary – Part 4

February 25th, 2012 by kyf

Hello everybody, it’s the tour diary speaking again; this entry is called “Gimme LEGS”. Strictly speaking, we are not on tour right now but we almost feel that we are, being limboed in a short period between different LEGS of our tour. We had a wonderful time in Turin and on the following day drove all the way back to London. On that long drive we heard that new Madonna single for the first time – it’s nice how M.I.A. and that other girl get to rap for about eight seconds each -, got stopped by French customs police who first did a scan of our van using some crazy scanning truck and then got a sniffer dog to sniff around our van for about half an hour while we stood next to the vehicle, freezing but safe in the knowledge they would not find anything… We finally arrived in London, ate some great soup late at night at Yayla on Green Lanes and the next day some of us flew home to Berlin.

It’s been a fantastic first LEG of the tour, we met loads of fantastic people and ate loads of fantastic food. Can’t wait for the second LEG. Although it starts in the UK and ends in Germany, so less fantastic food there – still, there ‘ll be almost a whole week of France in between. In between now and that second LEG, we will play two special shows: We’ve been asked by Gotye to support him at Paris’ Bataclan (1st of March) and Manchester’s Ritz (2nd of March). They’re both sold out but we felt it’s worth mentioning because those are proper shows at proper grown-up 1500 capacity venues supporting a proper grown-up pop star – not something we get to do very often.

Can’t think of anything else to write, so we’ll just leave you with a video Berit made while we were driving through Switzerland. It is a beautiful document of one of the more tranquil moments we enjoyed on this LEG.

We Are Nobody Lyrics

February 25th, 2012 by kyf

Here are all the lyrics for the new album (which you can buy here!)

Highlights include

– There’ll come a time when i will have the words for this
– They want you to want it (you can never have it)
– Give me surrender or give me death
– Look at the girl, she creates her own destiny